hostilemuppet:

Bold of you to assume I had any to begin with

fixc:

*checks bag* OK it’s there
*closes bag*….
*2 seconds later* okay but is it REALLY there *checks b

biomerge:

None of this matters on a cosmic scale

devon-aoki:

seeing this from different angles makes this more important than the kennedy assassination 

2tropic:

once i get comfy with someone i get so annoying

megurashka:

megurashka:

i am so gentle and kind hearted

and stupid

asensuality:

When u eat something rly spicy but u have like too much pride of color to tell anyone it’s too spicy